Wednesday, July 4, 2012

The bleezing things Scots say


*Speaking of what Scots say, noticed that the women of the lot say the most rudest things and yet address you with a endearment.  Pfft. As if that makes a difference.


Here are some samples:
Polite request     : You've got the paperwork wrong. If you will correct that.....’
Silly Scotswoman : Couldn’t be bothered sweetheart!


‘That time doesn’t work for me’
‘Well.. you don’t get to choose darling’


‘8am is too early to do that!’
‘Don’t expect any sympathy from me Hun. I wake up at 5’.


(Ya. Ya sarcasm, blah, blah.. I get it! Shaddap!)

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